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Every morning, Ella tells Matthew a joke, and Matthew laughs.
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Friday Jul 31, 2020
Friday Jul 31, 2020
A joke from the daughter of one of Matthew's dad's former students. Sent in by the erstwhile barber of the son of the congressman who's aunt died in that boating accident.
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thursday Jul 30, 2020
Thanks to Megan Schoonmaker for this hilarious and very accurate Star Wars joke. (Apologies on the pronunciation of your last name . . . :/ )
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
This is Matthew's first encounter with the Boriwitz Report from the New Yorker. Can he get through this short piece without cracking?
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
Monday Jul 27, 2020
Monday Jul 27, 2020
This is a joke Matthew would have (and honestly, probably did) laughed at in third grade.
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
A good joke, but one with an unknown word. The word was "Interlard" - which means "intersperse or embellish speech or writing with different material."
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
Sunday Jul 26, 2020
This joke is in honor of Ella's dad, Stuart, who just made some sort of spam dish that Matthew doesn't know how to pronounce.
Friday Jul 24, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Happy Birthday to Sue, and an absolutely hilarious McSweeney's Monologue that Matthew has to read without laughing. Full article here: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-just-a-fucking-cat