MattJackLaughs

Matthew was unnecessarily defensive about this joke.

We were in a hurry this morning, so there was no wasting time with this one!

Ella and Matthew both come from wordy families, so tonight's joke pays homage to their roots.

Spoiler Alert: Matthew loses. Badly.

You get a corny banana joke - one fruit, one vegetable.

In honor of The Queen's Gambit, which we just started watching tonight, Ella has a chess joke prepared.

StoryJokes and Sniffs are on the docket today.

Ella makes a terrible pun and Matthew gets it halfway through.

This joke was submitted by Gordon Jackson, and it does not disappoint. 

If you'd like an angry Matthew, you've got your wish.